Fuddled Fox Bottle Holder

I’m a little cub playing with a cork

I love to walk across your garden fence

I scream into the night like I am possessed

But it's only because I want another bottle of your best.

I love to roll around with a Merlot in my mitts

I found it in your bin after the bank holiday

I accidentally drank some of the dregs

And now I am a cub who can’t see straight… or make... good rhymes...

Fuddled Fox Bottle Holder Specifications

Material: Resin

Colour: Yellowish brown & white

Dimensions: 30cm x 21cm x 16.5cm