Organic Cockerel - Now £34.02!

You can get this backpack reduced from £42.53 to £34.02.

That's right, folks. We at P scratching Coochie care about our animals and want them to be happy too! So instead of getting your hands on some quick-growing artificial eggs from those crowded warehouses you'll only ever see when there is an emergency situation going down with avian flu or something similarly terrible happening again (I'm looking right back), now you can buy certified organic cockerels who have been living their best life thanks in part because they were raised by real chickens--not robots this time around kids.