Napoleon Was Once Attacked by Thousands of Rabbits.
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Napoleon Bonaparte was once one of the most powerful men in Europe, but he suffered an ignominious defeat at the hands (or paws) of rabbits. After a military victory, Napoleon's chief of staff organized a rabbit hunt to celebrate. Thousands of rabbits were brought in to be set loose, but instead of hopping away when the cages were opened, they turned to attack, swarming the partygoers. After trying and failing to shoo them away, the great Emperor Napoleon ran for the safety of his carriage.
Judging by the size of one of the rabbits M and him only being 5ft 2 '' i can understand him running away 
MelissaLee1963 I wonder what he would have made of the mona lisa ?
“A woman laughing is a woman conquered.”
― Napoleon Bonaparte
telmel He was taller than Lenin and Stalin apparently but scared of bunnies and roof rabbits(cats)
A keen interest in his manhood which was amputated and sold many times over the last time for 3,000 dollars..1k an inch! explains why he was better at conquering nations perhaps lol
https://www.thevintagenews.com/2018/08/12/napoleon-bonapartes-penis/
He was a ruler after all and tis said that man is the measure of all things lol.
I like this bit in the article
For example, on May 18, 2012, Facebook’s stock was priced at $38. Six years later, on August 7, 2018, the stock price was about $185. This is almost a 500 percent return on investment over a period of six years, making Napoleon’s ***** potentially six and a half times more profitable than Facebook
I tried to post ulrika johnson in wellies doing naked gardening and got a no as well.
Parsnips can be rather laddish as well T. LD censored my last daring parsnip attempt.
MelissaLee1963 "A cup o' tea an' a slice o' cake", "I'll be bum-swizzled Aunt sally ''
He may have also been killed by wallpaper... but at least he was good in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and Napoleon Dynamite
Thought I would search Napoleon b4 starting a new topic about the film. Very funny and no it wasn't mentioned in the film 
I found it long, boring and too many battle scenes, a real disappointment. My guests said they thought it was great!
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