I Need Sweet Related Jokes

Put the money behind the bars : invest in chocolate

What is an astronaut’s favourite chocolate? ......................... A Mars bar.

I knew you were truffle when you walked in

Whenever I try to eat healthily, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers

How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate? Turn off the lights

To me, you’re like M&Ms: marvelous and magnificent

What do you get when you cross a red racing car, nuts, and chocolate? – A Ferrari Rocher!

What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair? – Chocolate chip wookiee.

Why did the M&M go to University? -Because he wanted to be a Smartie.

A seven-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating that many chocolate bars are bad for you.”

The boy looks over and responds, “My great grandfather lived to be 105.” The man replies, “And he ate that much chocolate?” “No,” says the boy. “But he minded his own business.”

I saw a chocolate car today. It must have been a Ferrari Rocher.

Wake me up before you cocoa

Someone accused me of stealing their Kit Kat. Give me a break

Two wafers fell into a vat of chocolate. The first one pulled the second one out. the second one said, “Thanks, you’re a lifesaver!” The first one said, “Actually, I’m a Kit Kat.”

I like to eat sweets while I watch tv. My favorite is Skittle House on the Prairie

I know someone who collects candy canes. They’re all in mint condition

I’m trying to get over my chocolate, nuts, and marshmallows addiction. It’s been a Rocky Road

Don’t fight with me over chocolate because I am not someone to be truffled with!

I had a lollipop joke, but I forgot it. Hang on, it’s on the tip of my tongue..

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

I have a special fondness for ‘gum’drops, they really ‘stick’ with me