Winner Picked! Win This Box of Sweets: Tell a Frog Joke for Leap Year!
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To celebrate Leap Year, 29th February, Latest Deals is giving away this fun little box of sweets!
To win, reply in the comments with a joke about a frog.
The best frog joke will be included in our email newsletter and broadcasts which goes out to over 1 million members!
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- Competition ends 16:00 29th February 2024.
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Great idea! Here's one to start it off.... 
What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel
This isn't my joke but I like it 
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"What do you call a frog that's illegally parked? Toad."
Chicken goes up to the desk in the library and goes "book book" and the frog behind the desk looks up and goes "Reddit, Reddit"
Why did the Frog’s stage play get a standing ovation? – He gave a ribbeting performance
blacklabrador You are the winner! Congratulations and look out for an email from the team about how to claim your prize - thank you!
What does Kermit say when he’s enjoying dinner? – Time’s fun when you’re having flies!
When I was young, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank. It was the first time I Kermit-ted a crime.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it
What did the frog say as he looked through the books at the library?
Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!
What’s a frog’s favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What’s a frog’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Where do you get frog’s eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What’s a frog’s favorite flower?
A croakus.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What’s green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What did the frog dress up as on Halloween?
A prince.
What does a frog order in McDonald’s?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What’s the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What is a frog’s favorite time?
Leap year.
Ye I looked them up as didn't know any
Hoppy Leap Year 2024
Thank you for all your wonderful amphibian jokes for Leap Year. It's now 4pm and we have decided that the funniest joke was from blacklabrador and it will be included in tonight's email newsletter so look out for it.
The winning joke is
Why did the Frog end up in Court? – Because it Kermitted a crime
Please look out for an email from the team with details of how to claim your prize - thank you and Happy / Hoppy Leap Year!
Congrats blacklabrador I have emailed you to the email address registered to your Latest Deals account. Thank you everyone for taking part! We'll try to have another one soon!
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