Strange Gifts?

I guess an ostrich egg or some fencing mask and sword when i have never fenced in my life and haven’t got the first clue about it

I was given a wooden build-your-own wine rack and another year I was given a cheap outdoor wind chime

I wonder if those gifts are passed on

My aunt 1 year got a strange gift from her then daughter in law. She looked for odd presents and bought my aunt a diy craft set of some sort. My aunt wasn't pleased lol she loved perfume and nighties etc.

One year I bought my partner a silver belly button brush in a silver box it said to the man who has everything I also bought him a ******** scratcher from the same company that also had the same inscription on it it was for a laugh I use to always buy him stupid things to open before his real gift cost me a fortune lol

I had a deep fat fryer one year. A meat cleaver another time

A mug that when opened it was in several pieces!!!

When I was a teacher I got a jam jar with purple liquid in with a beautiful bow wrapped around it. When I asked the child what was in the jar she said coloured water, I made it myself. Thought it was lovely!

My ex asked me what I’d like for Xmas, my reply was “surprise me”. Oh he did surprise me, he got me nothing

Stuff which opposite gendre wears the person who bought stuff didnt know what to buy so bought stuff which i had to given to someone else

A pack of bacon and a dishcloth. I received the ‘gifts’ from my ex-mother in-law. As you can imagine, she didn’t like me very much

A small square box of tissues gift wrapped from my mother in law because they matched the living room decor. Nothing else just an 89p box of tissues.

When I was moving into my first house my aunt gave me a 'present' of dusters, dish cloths, tea towels and cif all in a brown cardboard box. It was thoughtful but I was expecting something more exiting.

I had a friend whose grandma knitted him a Willie warmer. True story

My Aunt gave me a set of M&S bubble bath that I had given her the Christmas before!!. I have also been given a out of date box of biscuits.

My OH got gifted Alan Carrs autobiography from his mum. He doesn't like Carr nor had ever mentioned him. A celebrity autobiography is not something that would ever interest him. The look of perplexity on his face still makes me laugh when I remember.