Any Funny Police Stories? Here's Mine
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When I was a baby Wren back in the early 70s we lived in an old hotel near Gloucester Rd tube. The building housed sailors on one side and Wrens on the other. The only floor open to both was the ground floor.
Sharing 3 to a cabin i was alone one night (others on shift) when I was woken by a noise and saw a male leg coming in the window. ..........I was 4 floors up!
Just as a scream rose to my throat an officer Wren burst through the door telling me to calm down and after a brief look round escorted the copper from the room.
At breakfast in the mess hall next morning it transpired that a sailor had been sighted creeping along the foot wide ledge to get in his girlfriend's room.
Doubt the police would even respond to a call like that nowadays!
Earlier this year I came back from the cinemas at around 10pm, I took a short cut through the local park. There was a helicopter hovering over head and as i left the park it seemed to be following me. I thought surely not so just continue home. About 10 minutes later there was a knock at my door from the police asking if I had been in the park and was it my property etc 
I gave them my name and they just went.
Never found out what they were looking for and my mates didn’t believe me until they saw the helicopter heat-map on twitter which showed loads of circles round my house.
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