Fun Post. Roomate

I’ll go first. I have to take my roommate for a walk every day and he chases people everywhere. This includes cleaning up his mess on a daily basis

My 3 room mates wake me up every morning at 5am to get me to cook for them. They also bring me back gifts that I’m sure they think are lovely but i don’t have any use for them and they are inconvenient to dispose of

Sick and tired of looking at my roommate staring at me and chewing something, when he doesn't have food with him, turns out he has just chewed crap straight out of his butt

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(I know the whole point is no context but bunnies have 2 types of poop, one is the one we all usually see, the other is small grape like smelly formations that are called cecotropes or 'night poops' that they eat usually straight from their bottom, to regain any nutrients.) Just incase people were wondering why any animal was also eating poop

My roommate has got to be laziest ever. Won’t waken up till 10/10.30. Then we go out for a 10min walk, when we get back they get something to eat and play for a while but come half 1/2 they want to go lie down for couple hrs. When they wake up they like to sun themselves outside for a while and then come half 6 they’re banging on the bedroom door to let me know they want supper and bring it to the bedroom so she can go to sleep afterwards. Definitely lives a lazy life, all I can say it’s good job they don’t have a job cos they couldn’t cope if it took more than 10mins to walk to it and they had to work longer than 2/3 hrs a day it’s a dogs life

One of my previous roommates insisted on licking his balls and butt whilst sitting in the middle of the room, especially when we had company.

He drools a lot, and I can't leave food lying around because he'll take it without asking.

I have just acquired a new room mate and she is so time consuming because she is a tiny ball of fluff and I can’t stop cuddling her.

My roommate has a strange habit of sitting on top of doors, yes the actual narrow top of a door.... Also, he has no idea of boundaries or personal space. He thinks it is perfectly normal to just wander in and out of the bathroom when I am sat on the loo....xx

I have several roommates one has the superpower of sleep, literally sleeps the day away. The other roommate has the energy of a Duracell bunny, literally up&go constantly, hard work my long term roommate kinda knocks tins on the floor,if his food doesn't arrive quick enough x