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Man Holds in Sneeze Tears His Windpipe

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The next time you want to repress that sneeze you need to think twice

This poor man managed to tear open his windpipe by holding his nose and mouth closed while sneezing because he was driving

I have done this myself , repressed a sneeze while driving as it could cause you to lose control of the car , you tend to shut your eyes when you sneeze

I find it worse when the sun is shining a lot through the windscreen , it seems to trigger an itch then a sneeze

I did read somewhere that saying 'pickles' can stop you from sneezing

I may give that a try next time, it might get me out of a pickle, not to be sneezed at !

www.thescottishsun.co.uk/health/11651620/hole-ripped-throat-sneeze-stifled/

telmel
11 months ago
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MelissaLee1

SNEEZLES by A.A Milne

Christopher Robin

Had wheezles

And sneezles,

They bundled him

Into

His bed.

They gave him what goes

With a cold in the nose,

And some more for a cold

In the head.

They wondered

If wheezles

Could turn

Into measles,

If sneezles

Would turn

Into mumps;

They examined his chest

For a rash,

And the rest

Of his body for swellings and lumps.

They sent for some doctors

In sneezles

And wheezles

To tell them what ought

To be done.

All sorts and conditions

Of famous physicians

Came hurrying round

At a run.

They all made a note

Of the state of his throat,

They asked if he suffered from thirst;

They asked if the sneezles

Came after the wheezles,

Or if the first sneezle

Came first.

They said, "If you teazle

A sneezle

Or wheezle,

A measle

May easily grow.

But humour or pleazle

The wheezle

Or sneezle,

The measle

Will certainly go."

They expounded the reazles

For sneezles

And wheezles,

The manner of measles

When new.

They said "If he freezles

In draughts and in breezles,

Then PHTHEEZLES

May even ensue."

Christopher Robin

Got up in the morning,

The sneezles had vanished away.

And the look in his eye

Seemed to say to the sky,

"Now, how to amuse them to-day?

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telmel

MelissaLee1 I won't complain after reading that M 😀

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janphoenix51

MelissaLee1 ....Wow, that's brilliant, thank you for having the patience to type all of that out,especially at that late hour!

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MelissaLee1

janphoenix51 Copy/Paste with tidy up much easier lol.

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MelissaLee1

Not the worst job you've ever had I'm sure Image

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Jackscot

Melissalee1, thank you. My seven year old was in stitches

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telmel

Jackscot So was the poor man J, 😉

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MelissaLee1

telmel When I get on an airplane I do something similar and pop my ears to settle gravity lol.I think I popped my brains a good while since T.

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telmel

MelissaLee1 Haven't we all M judging by the world today 😄

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Nadiaparveen

This scared me 🙈 and so I will try not hold my sneezes in anymore at work lol..

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telmel

Nadiaparveen Just let it all out N 😀

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MelissaLee1

When you're a lady over 50 and you sneeze it's not usually stitches you're worried about lol.

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Pjran

MelissaLee1 I know that feeling well and I have a cold at the moment. It’s not just sneezing but coughing too 😉

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MelissaLee1
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Nadiaparveen
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jms19

They do say your eyes can pop out if you hold your nose and mouth then sneeze. I always thought it was just something people said

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telmel
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