Just to Make You Smile

I like this one and judging by what she thinks I say

Nice one love it

I like this one lol need to steal it send it to my family and friends

I like this too and going to pass it on to friends, thanks for making me smile

marie009 This is original and should have a copyright trades mark on it. It did make me smile.

Love it

Very funny

Haha good one, yes you have definetely nade me chuckle this morning .

love it. Really made me chuckle.

I know many will think this funny but if we poked fun at any other religion we would be in trouble. Christians are considered game for a laugh every time, I suppose we are good at turning the other cheek.

Haha what a great post to wake me up in a morning got my day off to a great start thank you for making me smile

Friends - please be careful

Yesterday I went to a Christmas party. I had a few beers, followed by a few cocktails, followed by a few shots...

I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit.

That's when I decided to do what I have never done before: I took a cab home.

Sure enough, there was a police road block on the way home, and since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don't even know where I got it from and, now that it is in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to

process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

One day just before Christmas, a letter landed on his desk, simply

addressed in shaky handwriting to "God".

With no other clue on the envelope, he opened the letter and read,

"Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow living on the State pension.

Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, which was all

the money I had in the world and no pension due until after Christmas.

Next week is Christmas and I had invited two of my friends over for

Xmas dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with.

I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope.

God; can you please help me?"

The postal worker was really touched, and put a copy of the letter up

on the Staff Notice board, at the main sorting office where he worked.

The letter touched the other postmen and they all dug into their

pockets and had a whip round. Between them they raised £96.

Using an official franked Post Office envelope, they sent the cash on

to the old lady, and for the rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm

glow thinking of the nice thing they had done.

Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter simply

addressed to "God" landed in the Sorting Office. Many of the postmen

gathered around while the letter was opened.

It read, "Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did

For me? Because of your generosity,

I was able to provide a lovely dinner for my friends. We had a very

Nice day, and I told my friends of your wonderful gift - in fact we haven't

gotten over it and our Vicar is beside himself with joy.

By the way, there was £4 missing. I think it must have been those

thieving b*@!"rds at the Post Office."